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wimberry-deactivated20150825:

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

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howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

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